People are always asking us how we can like such a tasteless, tacky place like Las Vegas. We always leap to the city's defense, pointing out the art, architecture, and quality entertainment like Cirque du Soleil or The Blue Man Group.

Inevitably, someone will bring up Crazy Girls, and our whole argument goes right out the window.

For the record, Crazy Girls a topless review/variety show, filled with large breasted women and tasteless comedy. About the only thing it has going for it are the cheap thrills and you can get better ones for less money by getting a lap dance at a local strip club. Hell, you can probably get better cheap thrills by standing on The Strip on any given Friday night and just looking around.

If you're looking for a legitimate, classic showgirl experience (think headdresses and elaborate costumes) try Jubilee or Folies.