If you're looking for the quintessential Las Vegas show - you know, lot's of showgirls, huge head dresses, splashy costumes, and more bare breasts than you can count - you should look no farther than Jubilee! There is only one other show like this anymore (Folies) but this is by far the best.

Having said that, we still have no idea why people enjoy these things other than for a good laugh. Sure, there's the whole breast thing but the presentation makes it sort of like looking at a museum exhibit. If you're that desperate for cheap thrills, watch HBO for a few hours.

What you've got here is 90 minutes of thin vignettes that are just an excuse for women to parade around topless. The lone exception to that rule is the part where they actually re-tell the sinking of the Titanic. That part is surprisingly breast-free. And no, we're not making this stuff up.

The women are beautiful, some are talented dancers (although most just walk across the stage in showgirl style), and the orchestrations and tech details are first rate but it's all just an excuse to ogle. If that's your cup of T&A, then come to Jubilee!